English Teacher: What are you doing?
Student: Stapling my motorboat!
Student: Miss!
Me: What?
Student: She's all up in my Kool-Aid and she doesn't even know the flavor!
Student: Can you come to my math class?
Me: Why? Do you need help?
Student: No, you just make everything more fun.
Parent: Was my child at school yesterday?
School Employee: Yes Ma'm. The student was here all day and wasn't even tardy to any of his classes.
Parent: Ooops! I already gave him a whoopin' because I thought he wasn't there. Oh well! My motto is discipline first and ask questions later!
Student: You don't choose the french horn...the french horn chooses you!
Student 1: At my old school we had ninja belts for our instruments.
Student 2: That sounds cool! At my old school we had some lame chart with stars on it.
Mike: You mean like our charts?
Student: Uhhh.....your charts are cool...
Mike: Thanks.
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