We are finally settling into our school routine! As usual there are plenty of things I would love to tell you about but will edit myself and only share the lighthearted side of teaching middle school.
Student: I'm sorry Mrs. Rogers. I have an anger management problem.
Me: Me too! Let's try to keep people from noticing.
Student: Mrs. Rogers! My pants are sagging. Can I go to the nurse?
Me: Why do you need to go to the nurse for sagging pants?
Student: She might have a belt I can borrow.
Student: How do you get baby bumble bees?
Me: That is an excellent question for your science teacher.
Student: How did the siamese twins have kids if they were attached to each other?
Me: The same way any person has kids.
Student: But if they were attached.....
Me: Stop! I know where you are going with that thought and we are not going down that trail.
Mike: Doughnut holes aren't really holes...they are more like a nugget.
Me: Your behavior is ridiculous! I want you to all sit silently until the bell rings because I will not reward your bad behavior with the opportunity to talk!
Student: Can we play games?
Me: Have you lost your mind?!?!?
1 comment:
Love your quick thinking!
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